Due to the aforementioned toxic work environment, during a very painful year long process, Andra slowly lost the feeling in her right arm from stress, and was rapidly losing the feeling in her left arm. After switching to a motorized desk, thousands in expenses for massages, physical therapy, and a $2k massage chair, she has restored the feeling in her left arm and some in her right arm. She does the stretching exercises her physical therapist recommended while we sit in camp. Seems like a lot of work and expense while still not removing the source of the problem, but what do I know. I'm sure one day when they lay her off due to self-inflicted financial collapse, they'll give her a nice card thanking her for decades of work trying to prevent the hordes of idiots from putting their hands on the hot stove. That will make any permanent physical handicap all worth it - right? Shockingly her physical pain and numbness always gets better near the end of our vacations. Last year while in Canada, they disappeared. Go figure.

Do you know a good company that appreciates brilliant self-starters with type "A" kick butt and get things done personalities, filled with folks with strong work ethics? Ya, me neither. A wise man once said, "The world is full of morons, chances are you're one of them." You can quote me on that if you like.